Monthly Archives: December 2008

Monday 1st December 2008: Rev Dr Alan Billings

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It would have been nice if Billings could have expanded a little more on his conclusion. He’d get bad marks if this were an essay, as he offers no explanation as to that final assertion. That’s a D+ I’m afraid, Reverend Doctor. Try harder next time.

Tuesday 2nd December 2008: Rev Dr David Wilkinson

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It is a little sickening when you remember that the real emotive force behind Tony Blair’s argument that we should go to war in Iraq was that Saddam Hussein was a tyrant who caused his own people to suffer. And that was central to his success in winning the parliamentary vote. It certainly [...]

Wednesday 3rd December 2008: Rt Rev Lord Richard Harries

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I completely disagree with Lord Harries, obviously. While I do have a soft spot for our Royal family, in the same way I have a soft spot for Thought for the Day, that doesn’t validate them in my mind. Just because the routine familiarity and (ostensibly) harmless quaintness of something might provide some [...]

Thursday 4th December 2008: Dr Mona Siddiqui

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Today’s reading was depressingly ridiculous. By which I mean that Siddiqui’s inability to distinguish her pot from the kettle she’s calling black is amusingly ironic, but so devastatingly unwitting that you’re left feeling that there’s just simply no hope.

Friday 5th December 2008: Chief Rabbi Sir Jonathan Sacks

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6 people trying to make the world a better place with ancient religious wisdom were among nearly 200 people killed by 10 people trying to make the world a better place with ancient religious wisdom.

Saturday 6th December 2008: Brian Draper

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I found today’s Thought quite thought provoking. But mainly just because of the research that was discussed, and the link provided on Platitude of the Day to the New Scientist article mentioned by Draper.

Monday 8th December 2008: John Bell

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If only we had done away with social policy, and made a familiarity with the Bible the only requirement for entry into public office and the civil service, then everything – absolutely everything – would be just fine right now. Children wouldn’t get abused and killed, the economy wouldn’t be crashing, and the [...]

Tuesday 9th December 2008: Rt Rev James Jones

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Gee, I can’t wait for Jesus’ wonderful coming member. Apart from the whole judgement thing. That’s going to suck balls. But I suppose it’s only fair seeing as it’s the compensation I’ll be paying for getting my balls sucked before marriage. I wonder what compensation the ball suckers are going to have to [...]

Wednesday 10th December 2008: Dr Mona Siddiqui

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Personally, I’ve never really understood why there’s any debate over whether or not human rights are universal. They’re not. We invented them. The question is: should they be universal? I tend to think so. Other people take a different view, preferring to bury 13-year-old girls up to their necks and pelt rocks at [...]

Thursday 11th December 2008: Rt Rev Lord Richard Harries

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Just jumping right in at Harries’ closing comments here, I’d like to consider what he means with the Edwin Muir quote. I’m sure it gives us great insight into the debate over assisted suicide, so I sought out the entire poem, One Foot in Eden, so we could consider the context of this [...]

Friday 12th December 2008: Cheif Rabbi Sir Jonathan Sacks

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Did you hear the interesting news that the Japanese have invented technology that can record images from dreams? It sounds absolutely fascinating to me because it’s not really very often that I actually remember my dreams, and I always forget those that do briefly linger with me as I wake up. Wouldn’t it [...]

Saturday 13th December 2008: Rev Rob Marshall

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I don’t watch any of the programmes Marshall mentioned. I don’t really even channel flick, and catch them by accident. If someone starts talking at me about them, I stab them repeatedly. Or rather, I have an Ally McBeal moment where I imagine stabbing them repeatedly. Unlike Ally McBeal, I don’t fall over [...]

Monday 15th December 2008: John Bell

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Tony Blair said – of being openly religious in the British political system – that “people do think you’re a nutter“. So it’s no wonder he stayed religiously reticent while in office. When so many people already think you’re a twat, it’s not really going to help if they think you’re a nutter [...]

Tuesday 16th December 2008: Rt Rev James Jones

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I’m on board with the whole acceptance of death as one of life’s constants, but this just seems a little too eager to me: “He that would die well must always look for death, everyday knocking at the gates of the grave.” You could interpret that as an instruction to not look left, [...]

Wednesday 17th December 2008: Dr Mona Siddiqui

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I know that three minutes isn’t a very long time to discuss such things, but Siddiqui is Glasgow University’s Professor of Islamic Studies and Public Understanding, not Professor of Stating the Fucking Obvious. She never offers any insight into how such religious and cultural differences could or should be resolved or reconciled. And [...]

Thursday 18th December 2008: Rt Rev Lord Richard Harries

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I thought it was particularly impressive of Carl Shapiro to lose $545 billion as a result of a $50… ($50!) billion scam, but of course Lord Harries simply confused his consonants. It happens to the best of us. It’s just more amusing when it happens to the most rubbish of us.

Friday 19th December 2008: Chief Rabbi Sir Jonathan Sacks

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Oh for fuck’s sake, it’s the Chief Rabbi farting on about fucking faith for the fucking fazillionth time. And this time he’s invoking that bastion of manufactured mediocrity, the X Fuctor, to suggest there’s an undercurrent of latent religiosity waiting burst out of us, cleansing us of our misguided secularism. What does that [...]

Saturday 20th December 2008: Rev Dr Giles Fraser

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Some say Jesus was a socialist, others attribute capitalism to Calvin, and Marx called religion the “opiate of the people”. So with church attendance rising (or not falling for once) as the recession deepens, exactly which addict is returning to what drug?

Monday 22nd December 2008: John Bell

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“But do I hear someone asking, what’s the connection between a pregnant woman riding pillion and the Christmas story?” No, I think we can all guess where you’re going with this you patronising poppycockerist.

Tuesday 23rd December 2008: Rt Rev James Jones

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JJ exceeded himself today. I’m a little overwhelmed, actually. I really don’t understand how the Bishop of Liverpool could think it acceptable to exploit the emotional gravity of a child’s death to propagandise a political agenda. What an unconscionable thing to do.

Wednesday 24th December 2008: Cardinal Cormac Murphy O’Connor

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We should certainly all be aware that each one of us acts as a role model for others. I try to do my bit to guide people along the righteous path in life.

Friday 26th December 2008: Canon Dr Alan Billings

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I had intended to write this in the evening of the day of broadcast, and then went out for an impromptu Boxing Day tipple. I did listen to the reading this morning, however, and felt as if tedium had been concentrated into a ray or energy beam of some kind and aimed directly [...]

Saturday 27th December 2008: Anne Atkings

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And following on from my drunken ramblings of last night, here’s one of those freaky evangelising cocks, here to remind us all what the Bible really says. To hell with all these conceptualising interpretations, to hell with the ordained nitwits who’d have away with donkeys and grandeur. It’s all about PROPHECIES and KINGS [...]

Monday 29th December 2008: Rhidian Brook

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All I really care about in life is having lots of stuff, lots of things I absolutely don’t need. The less I need them, the more I want them. The more superfluous luxury the better. This is because I’m not a Christian, and can’t possibly appreciate what’s truly valuable in life.

Tuesday 30th December 2008: Father Jerome Murphy O’Connor

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All the way from Jerusalem then, in a spot of shameless nepotism amongst an array of shameless self-promotion, we have Cardinal Caramac’s brother giving us a rather unexceptional Christian commentary on the Biblical events following the Nativity. What thought did this give me for the day?

Wednesday 31st December 2008: Brian Draper

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I expect that at the end of this tumultuous year, most listeners to Thought for the Day will find themselves singing Auld Lang Syne, as opposed to Hallelujah, soulful or bluesy. And even if they manage to articulate those words, most will probably have no idea what they mean either.