Listen / Read The other day I was telling a friend that I found myself agreeing with much of the noise the clergy had been making about ‘unbridled capitalism’ and the like. I know that plenty of people in different arenas, from columnists to actual economists, are making similar noises, but the bishops have been [...]
Monthly Archives: January 2009
Friday 2nd January 2009: Canon Dr Alan Billings
Listen / Read Billings constructed this reading with considerable care, just so he could get away with concluding that Barack Obama will make a good president because he’s a Christian.
Saturday 3rd January 2009: Rev Roy Jenkins
Listen / Read Perhaps I’m just going soft but I don’t really see any pressing need to make any particular objections today. Other than the same objections that stand for Thought for the Day generally, of course (which I’ll be writing to the BBC about shortly, as per my pledge).
Monday 5th January 2009: John Cornwell
Listen / Read I was half expecting David Wilkinson to be the first to pounce on Darwin’s bicentenary. He does, after all, have the advantage of being a scientist. Cornwell, on the other hand, graduated with a bachelor’s degree in English, and topped that up with a masters degree. In English. A couple of novels [...]
Tuesday 6th January 2009: Dr Indarjit Singh
Listen / Read Oh, come on, what’s the point of offering a Sikh outlook on things if you’re just going to say the same exact useless crap as the Christians and the Jews and the Muslims and the Hindus? Why is it none of you get along when you’re all bleating on about the same [...]
Wednesday 7th January 2009: Dr Usama Hasan
Listen / Read Yay! A religious scientist reconciling creation with evolution! I knew it was just a matter of time. And a brand spanking new Muslim to boot. What a treat! Why, the Today programme, with this exotic array of theistic evolutionists you are really spoiling us!
Thursday 8th January 2009: Rev Angela Tilby
Listen / Read Being as Rev Tilby seems to have no grasp of the horrific realities of this conflict, or the disproportionate nature of Israel’s massacre of Palestinian civilians, I thought I’d provide a slightly different response today.
Friday 9th January 2009: Rabbi Laura Janner-Klausner
Listen / Read And it’s a hat trick! Completing the Abrahamic trio of theological evolutionists, a brand spanking new Jew! Get in! Nothing but net! Go on then, what have you got to say about your bezzie mate Chuck Darwinowitz? What’s that? Absolutely fuck all? Oh dear. Deary, deary me. I’ll have to disallow it [...]
Saturday 10th January 2009: Catherine Pepinster
Listen / Read This was yet another good attempt at saying absolutely fuck all for the best part of three minutes. Really though, what was she going on about? She says “language is getting in the way, and yet it’s the only way we render our experience intelligible”. How about you try to render your [...]
Jonathan Bartley’s thoughts on Thought for the Day
If you missed Ariane Sherine’s humanist Thought for the Day, then you didn’t miss much. Immediately after that though former Thought for the Day speaker and founder/co-director of Christian think tank Ekklesia, Jonathan Bartley, had something more noteworthy to say: [Audio clip: view full post to listen]
Monday 12th January 2009: Clifford Longley
Listen / Read Perhaps, instead of Iran having to go to all the bother of developing nuclear capabilities, we should just give them some of our nukes? We’ve got plenty going spare. It’s the Christian thing to do. Giving our armaments to Israel has worked so well, after all. If they’re our friends, then we [...]
Tuesday 13th January 2009: Dr Indarjit Singh
Listen / Read Can’t we all just ignore this so that it goes away? Unless this is going to be a convenient moment to abolish the monarchy. If that’s the case then I’m all ears. Otherwise, there’s people dying and economies collapsing and Putin’s at it again. I couldn’t give a toss what a ginger-pubed [...]
Wednesday 14th January 2009: Rev Tom Butler
Listen / Read And I sigh yet another listless sigh. I’m trying to google this story about this New York mayor. If it made the press I thought I might have found it online somewhere. I guess it was probably a long time ago now. Hmm, there was something about New York’s mayoral elections in [...]
Thursday 15th January 2009: Rev Angela Tilby
Listen / Read I’m sure this is going to go over the midnight deadline as I’ve been setting the world to rights with friends all night. I’m perfectly sober though, although perhaps just slightly wired with all the tea consumption. Anyway, I love Coronation Street, so unlike a ginger-pubed squaddie’s candid camera, I’m okay with [...]
Friday 16th January 2009: Rhidian Brook
Listen / Read Well, that was quite a thoughtful reading there by Rhidian Brook. He really gave us something to think about, and he certainly helped me set things in perspective. I particularly like that non-scriptural quote at the end there, what was it? King Lear, that’s right: “Speak what we feel, not what we [...]
Saturday 17th January 2009: Rev Rob Marshall
Listen / Read What a load of bollocks. I thought for a moment that I was somehow insensitive to the magnitude of this event. I read the headlines, glanced at a couple of pictures, said ‘huh’, and carried on wanking. Actually I wasn’t, but I could easily have been wanking, and I wouldn’t have stopped [...]
Monday 19th January 2009: Clifford Longley
Listen / Read This is one of those readings where I try harder to be balanced, and not jump in knees-first with a jerk-off reaction. The reason being that Longley has discussed two related but distinctive ideas and not made it clear as to which idea he envies and admires. While I think we can [...]
Tuesday 20th January 2009: Dr Indarjit Singh
Listen / Read Fuck off with all this faith bollocks. Obama’s job isn’t to focus on inter-faith dialogue, it’s to turn the volume down on faith so people can set aside their varying degrees of lunacy (or none) and actually have a decent dialogue.
Wednesday 21st January 2009: Rt Rev Tom Butler
Listen / Read What of a load of guff. I really resent giving any afterthought whatsoever to ill-thought readings such as these. We need a miracle! But only Jesus could perform real miracles. But let’s hope for one anyway! What was I saying?
Thursday 22nd January 2009: Rev Angela Tilby
Listen / Read I went out with a Christian once, as I think I’ve let slip before. With the Church she went to volunteer in favellas and orphanages in Brazil. When she returned she behaved with a degree of superiority, holding aloft her noble endeavours in helping the rubbish dump scavenging street children.
Friday 23rd January 2009: Rt Rt Lord Richard Harries
Listen / Read I’m really struggling to argue with the Lord Bishop today. The fact is that all atheists are drunk, promiscuous, STD riddled paragons of perversity.
Saturday 24th January 2009: Rev Rob Zzzzzzzz…
Listen / Read Unfortunately the sound of Rob Marshall’s voice wasn’t enough to coax me from my slumber this morning, and I completely missed it. I know, I’m sure I didn’t miss much, but it’s not available online yet either, so it’s a big fat fail on my part I’m afraid. As always, the Rev [...]
Damazered if you do, Damazered if you don’t
The BBC is currently resisting calls from the public, the political establishment, and indeed the church, to reverse its decision not to broadcast the DEC’s humanitarian appeal for Gaza. The other broadcasters have broken the rules to air the appeal despite the lacking consensus. It is absolutely clear that the BBC have made a bad [...]
Monday 26th January 2009: Canon David Winter
Listen / Read I’m not as appalled about what Karen Matthews did as to agree with that police officer who said she was ‘pure evil’. But when Winter suggests that we shouldn’t judge her unless we’ve sat where she sat, he seems to be forgetting the fact that a lot of ‘underclass’ parents sat in [...]
Tuesday 27th January 2009: Chief Rabbi Sir Jonathan Sacks
Listen / Read You can’t pick many holes in this sort of reading. At least Sacks had a reason to mention the Holocaust this time, as opposed to just slipping it in there for good measure like he usually does. But of course, it’s the absence of any criticism whatsoever for Israel’s hatred of the [...]
They’re religious, so they can say what they like
After listening to Rt Rev James Jones’ reading of December 23rd 2008, I complained to the BBC thusly:
Wednesday 28th January 2009: Rt Rev Tom Butler
Listen / Read Oh listen, it’s yet another Lord Bishop defending undemocratic privilege and the religious bias at the core of it. What joy it brings me to listen to yet another non-defence of the Parliamentary power held by those who have no right to hold it, made during a party-denominational religio-political broadcast by someone [...]
Thursday 29th January 2009: Rhidian Brook
Listen / Read So the Today programme has allowed another Christian to respond to Darwin’s 200th birthday, in addition to the Christian, the Muslim and the Jew who already did so earlier in the month, all basically saying the same thing. God evolved us, Darwin rocks almost as much as Jesus, and something about awe [...]
Friday 30th January 2009: Rt Rev Lord Richard Harries
Listen / Read I think Obama dropped a bit of a bollock with that ‘clenched fist’ statement. He says he wants to start afresh, and bring mutual respect to diplomatic relations, and the first thing he does is point the finger of blame?
Saturday 31st January 2009: Rev Rob Marshall
Listen / Read I cannot listen to Thought for the Day without drifting off. Not to sleep. Well, not often. But my mind drifts off. I have to skip back to the beginning a few times before I actually listen to the whole thing, before it all sinks in. They are so very dull. I [...]