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Well this was bullshit. Vishvapani was disappointed that the author of the ‘Girls (Scream) Aloud’ fan fiction blog didn’t get a conviction for writing about the girl band’s torture and murder. His problem with it is that writing about torture and murder might make those who read it want to actually torture and [...]
Monthly Archives: July 2009
Wednesday 1st July 2009: Vishvapani
Thursday 2nd July 2009: Rev Dr Giles Fraser
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Yes I’ve been reliably remiss and yes I got ahead of myself and titled Wednesday’s Afterthought as Thursday’s. As no one is surely going to want to read 3 days of catch-up, I’ll keep these brief. Firstly, Fraser tells us that now we have seen ourselves in the hopes and aspirations of the [...]
Friday 3rd July 2009: Catherine Pepinster
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The Turin Shroud, it’s a fake. But it doesn’t half make you think about how shitty people are, so it’s not all bad.
Saturday 4th July 2009: Rev Rob Marshall
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Ordinary people aren’t ordinary. They’re extraordinary, says Marshall. And though he thinks pedestals are dangerous things, he’s glad ordinary people are being given a chance to shine in Antony Gormley’s artistic endeavour. But you wouldn’t get Rev Rob on a pedestal. No no.
Monday 6th July 2009: Rabbi Lionel Blue
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Lionel thinks a lot about dying. Folk his age tend to do that. He knows that he’s going to cease to exist in his current form, but will continue to exist outside the boundaries of time and space and in some sort of timeless netherworld where he’ll feel all warm and fuzzy. Which [...]
Tuesday 7th July 2009: Rev Rosemary Lain-Priestly
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We should all do stuff we’re not very good at because if we only do stuff we’re good at then we’ll end up being unhappy because we’ve not experienced all the frustration and failure life has to offer.
Wednesday 8th July 2009: Rt Rev James Jones
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It’s okay everybody, not to worry, the Religious Right is going to save the Earth. How admirable they are for suddenly agreeing with decades worth of overwhelming scientific evidence.
Thursday 9th July 2009: Rev Dr Giles Fraser
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John Humphrys may well sneer at a video art installation in St. Paul’s, but he can just fuck off, yeah?
Friday 10th July 2009: Catherine Pepinster
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The children are going up too fast! And not fast enough! Paul says they should grow up! Jesus says they shouldn’t grow up at all! But won’t anyone think of the children? The sexy, promiscuous, apron string swinging children.
Saturday 11th July 2009: Brian Draper
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Brian Draper really does bore the living tits off me. He speaks like a banal children’s television presenter. Patronising but bereft of personality. Though this banner on the Christian Herald website, with the red on white backdrop reminiscent of the St George’s cross set behind his closely shaven head, almost makes him look [...]
Monday 13th July 2009: Rev Dr Alan Billings
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According to a comment by ‘barriejohn’ over at Platitude of the Day, the Bible (particularly the original Greek) tells Christians not to mourn the dead so much because they’ll get to see them in heaven anyway. Conversely, Billings is all about mourning the dead. He must be accounting for the fact that they’re [...]
Tuesday 14th July 2009: Rev Rosemary Lain-Priestly
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The pain of childbirth. I see that stuff on telly and I can only conclude that it’s so not worth it. Should women in labour take pain killers or just dig their nails into someone’s hand? I don’t care.
Wednesday 15th July 2009: Rt Rev James Jones
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JJ really wanted to drive home the goodness of Christianity and the hope in scripture today. He failed, but he really wanted to try.
Thursday 16th July 2009: Rev Angela Tilby
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You greedy whores! You brought the global economy crashing down on your head with all your houses and your clothes and your cars to drive to your jobs to make more money to spend on your food and raising children and all those other disgustingly lavish and grotesquely opulent expenditures!
Friday 17th July 2009: Vishvapani
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Vishvapani talks in pauses. I imagine it comes from a combination of his calm and ordered mind, honed by years of meditation, and an attempt to speak clearly on the radio. But it sounds almost like he’s speaking in Morse code, like he’s some sort of machine that only has the capacity to [...]
Saturday 18th July 2009: Brian Draper
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Brian Draper there, illustrating the egocentricity of Christianity. Surveying the entirety of existence, he still wants to hold firm to the notion the the cosmos was created to make him feel special.
Monday 20th July 2009: Rev Dr Alan Billings
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Billings is trying to persuade us of the benefits of being represented in parliament by politicians who have second jobs (which often pay substantially larger salaries than the handsome salary we already pay them). He says this is good because it stops them from being insulated inside a political bubble (or silo) and [...]
Tuesday 21st July 2009: Indarjit Singh
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Something about an oldish dude doing well at golf and then the old chestnut that young people aren’t so bad after all. So, whatever our age, we can all do good stuff. But, of course, whatever our age, we can all do bad stuff too.
Wednesday 22nd July 2009: Rt Rev James Jones
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JJ has been jet-setting across the world on his holidays and is feeling refreshed and reflective after getting to see how the other half live. He was especially pleased by just how religious they all were, and just how angry a letter they’re writing to world leaders in Copenhagen about how unfair all [...]
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Normal service will resume when my head stops being all throbby and dizzy and whatnot. It’s just a head cold, sure, but it’s an obnoxious one that I’d rather not exacerbate with Thought for the Day. You understand.
Thursday 30th July 2009: Rev Angela Tilby
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Long hiatus. Feels like I’ve been on holiday, only in bed with swollen glands and a head threatening to explode. But anything’s better than Fart for the Day so it feels like I’ve been at the beach. And while I was gone someone in Scotland said ‘here’s a Bible, write what you want [...]
Friday 31st July 2009: Rhidian Brook
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Does God control the weather? It’s a seriously uncomfortable theological question according to today’s reader. Of all life’s deepest questions, whether or not a torrential downpour is God taking a shower has to be the wettest.