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Let’s not commit crimes against God, eh? I mean after all he’s done for us, especially all the ambiguous and contradictory religious scriptures he’s given us which are subject to any number of interpretations ranging from it being really bad to kill just one person to it being really important to kill as many of them as possible. It’s definitely God we want to avoid committing crimes against. That’s who we really hurt when we blow people to smithereens. Poor old God. He’s the real victim in this. Boo-blaspheming-hoo.
I’m afraid if you clicked the ‘read the rest’ link then you’ll either be relieved to find that it’s a nice and short one, or disappointed to find that I have deceived and tricked you. Or perhaps you do feel deceived and tricked but are not disappointed by that. It’s something different, at least. A brief taste of the unexpected in a mind-numbingly, soul-destroyingly, heart-fartingly predictable world.