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Don’t worry I haven’t died or anything. I was just ‘busy’ yesterday and have a shocking hangover today. I shall catch up when my head stops throbbing. Thank you for your understanding. Ah fuck it. I’m going to leave this, Friday’s and Saturday’s until after I’ve watched the Coronation Street omnibus. I blame my blogging failure on missing my dose of Dev Alahan this week. Okay, I forgot the Corrie omnibus is on Sunday, not Saturday. So I’ll start catching up today I guess.
Or perhaps I’ll just keep putting it off so that most of the entry is crossed out. That would probably be more interesting than anything I can think to say about holy hand washing. Basically, Jews wash their hands so we shouldn’t let swine flu stop us from getting on with our lives.
As the Rabbi was careful to point out that Jews don’t wash their hands for hygiene reasons, but for religious ones, the connection between these two things is a bit shaky. In fact, she just slapped swine flue on at the end to make this little ‘Jews are cleaner than thou’ boast vaguely topical.
So. Swine flu. It’s all overhyped bollocks and fear mongering isn’t it? Indeed. I prefer not to waste time talking about such things. Sorry this was three days coming, but I think I’ll be moving on.